Sunday, August 16, 2009

Life at a deli

You go into a deli say mc donalds or some pizza place which has a sexy woman on the entrance poster. U fell hungry but decide to go with a medium size burger without cheese or a medium size pizza without extra toppings(duh!!, ya I know u have to maintain your figure). Done with that u now feel u could have some more. So u go order another medium and another and another till u r full. U get jus one life guys. U cant go order another medium life from up top. Go for a large life. A totally awesome life that only u can have. Not to mention all the extra spice, toppings and cheese liberally used up.
Why should u take it from me to have a large life? Because I jus jumped off the Eiffel tower after landing from the planet of crazy, bec I jus pissed on a rose in a flower show, bec I jus got up from the worst weekend hangover, bec I have a gr8 schedule of not having a schedule, bec I greet every moment with joy and kick it out wen I’m done having my way with it.
Doing crazy stuff requires only 2 things
1. Guts
2. More Guts
It takes guts to do stuff that u are not supposed to do. But the universal law stateth “ The more fun u have, the more illegal it is” . Hav fun;)

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