Two Fast Three Furious… Tokyo drift

An International review of stuff u don care about..

The most major and noticeable side effect of the Nagasaki bombings is evident in the way japan has progressed since then. A Scientific study conducted by me and my 2 yr old nephew suggests that the radiations caused the brain nerves to function at approximately 2.3842 times their original speed. No wonder the Japanese speak the toughest language on earth right from when they are babies.

Not so far Behind in the race is India, Thanks to its illustrious neighborhood and the frequent exposure to radiation, mutilation and violence. Indians have the unique ability of multitasking several hundred functions at a time. I have seen Indians who can drive the car while speaking to their beloved and sometimes even juggling pineapples at the same time. That is fast man..

The United States of America. The big brother of all nations. He wants to know what u r hiding, he wants to know what u have and he wants to have what u know. The big bully will take ur stuff and beat u up or maybe beat u up and then take ur stuff, solely left to his discretion. Faced wit the worst crisis of a decade, I guess he is busy and hence stayin out of wrong’s way for a while. But we want him back bec he still is a part of the family man.

The above article has nothing to do with the rise in japan’s GDP or the fact that Indians are taking multiple jobs to support their now costly livelihood. It doesn have anything to do with the fact that there has not been a bombing in Iraq for the past 13 hrs. Man that last one was really big. Imagine 13 hours. By US standards it’s a bit like ajit agarkar bowling an over without extras. Huge possibility that he may do it someday.

Cheers.. Hav fun!!