Swine did wat?

Wassup with this swine flu stuff? I never really understand how u name a disease. Maybe they detected that swines had this flu first. In that case why is aids not called Chimpanzee flu or mad monkey disease(remember the mad cow disease?).
Maybe its just another strategy to decrease the increasing pork consumption by naming a disease after it. It does a world of good to other industries that do not involve pigs, like Hollywood diners, Chinese restaurants, thai food and many other continental getaways.
I have secret information from a spy in the pentagon, from the USSDNC (United States Strategic Disease Naming Committee). The news claims that the next major disease will be named idli flu or idli fever or idliculosis, a move which threatens to target south Indian food. It will increase the popularity of burgers in major hot spots like the tanjore temple, the Madurai temple etc etc. The marina beach may finally get hawker boys who sell burgers and hot dogs instead of sundal and manga.
Get real guys people die of known diseases such as tb, malaria and jaundice also. Why make such fuss of a new disease. We have invented like a 1000 new medicines in the last decade or so. We can deal with all this and more. So stay cool and stay out of other’s sneeze zone limit.
Cheers. AAHCHOO.. excuse me.